Then why aren't you the one hanging out with me? You brought this on by inadvertently leaving me to my own devices! And leaving him to his own devices! Now we're in each other's devices.
Nonsexually FYI that was metaphorical.
I am trying to explain human sex to him I think though. Professionally! Professorly.
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just no
I'm pumping the breaks on this before you leak brain matter just because my amica can't keep it behind his panels
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Mr. Driftopher Cybertronman, are you saying I'm hanging out with a chaotic deviant rn?
It's just a couple of guys being dudes, dude.
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not saying that
only that "rodimus" and "just out of the infirmary" is a volatile mix
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Then why aren't you the one hanging out with me? You brought this on by inadvertently leaving me to my own devices! And leaving him to his own devices! Now we're in each other's devices.
Nonsexually FYI that was metaphorical.
I am trying to explain human sex to him I think though.
Professionally! Professorly.
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i forgot i'm talking to the reason i can't keep energon in the galley fridge
get him a pamphlet with pictures
he loves pamphlets with pictures
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Will try to locate pamphlets with pictures, though.
Or I could just show him a porn from the hard drives I've gotten at my shop.
Easy education 101! Rolling out the TV cart at school kind of easy! No work on my part.